honey-andtar:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

Oh my god the last one

(via thetiger-theowl)

globochem:

oh my god

(Source: katiewompus, via heyfunniest)

wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

(via drfaggot-)

interviewer: any special talents?

me:

 

(Source: poopinginschool, via heyfunniest)

guitargeekcc:

Can’t ever explain the pain or sadness you experience when the person you love starts talking about how they like/love someone else. 

(via fearnothingbutlove)

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(via lyd-su)

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

(Source: thegoodfilms, via thetiger-theowl)

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giraphics:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

ukeking:

puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato

What if it makes you a hot potato

(via faerie-floss)

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

221b-impalatardis:

whereismyoscar:

THE URL MADE ME LOSE MY SHIT

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